Frostbite Falls Chapter Membership Eligibility Rules
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Dear prospective member:
The Frostbite Falls Chapter
executive dictatorship has worked hard to develop coherent, practical membership
eligibility regulations. Only by diligently enforcing these rules can we hope to meet our
goal for the new millenium: Attracting as many of the racing community's riff-raff to our
ranks as possible.
Members must meet at least one of
the following criteria:
1. Be a racing driver and be Polish.
2. Be a racing driver and not be Polish. 3. Not be a racing driver and be Polish. 4. Not be a racing driver and not be Polish. 5. None of the above. Notice: No waivers granted. To maintain our high standards, these rules are strictly enforced. If you meet these stringent standards you may apply for membership by following these steps: 1. Leave 10,000 Bongo Bucks and a picture of Tony Adamowicz in the crook of the old tree by the fork in the road. 2. Wait there for further instructions. Yours in adequacy,George Tirebiter, General Secretary |
